I'm in your stories, antagonizing your protagonists.

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Space Jam
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neckbearcl:

Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like you’re taking it into over time. I will slam you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why it’s the space jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance. It’s the space jam. Alright.

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5000letters:

My biggest issue is that I don’t know when to quit, I will love people until I have twisted myself into a new shape. I will love them brutal and careful and gentle and when it’s time to let them go I can’t remember how to unclench my fists from the back of their shirt so they have to break my fingers to get it to happen

5 months ago | 388 notes | Reblog
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Seto Kaiba
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Yu Gi Oh

wordsmithie:

Kaiba takes a risk: Beto Kaiba

Kaiba travels by plane: Jeto Kaiba

Kaiba goes swimming: Weto Kaiba

Kaiba goes gangster: Ghetto Kaiba

Kaiba loses funds: Debto Kaiba

Kaiba wins a tennis match: Seto Kaib- oh wait

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Criminal Minds
Emily Prentiss
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midshipmank:

*screams*

EMILY

*races to the tallest rooftop*

EMILYYYYY

*SHOUTS TO THE WORLD*

EMILY PRENTISS
MY BABY IS BACK
EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EMILY
EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYY
EMILYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYYY

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wordsofapurpleman:

Let’s talk about how there’s somehow NO way to get any of the clothes from GARO. I mean seriously, who wouldn’t at the very least want at least one of the coats from that show?

1 year ago | 80 notes | Reblog
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Erza Scarlet
Fairy Tail
Jellal Fernandes
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harlequin-angel:

You wanna know where Erza is in Chapter 300?

Fucking Jellal, that’s where.

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Resident Evil
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Move over Leon, JD is now my new favorite Resident Evil character. Ain’t gonna lie.

*insert awesome face here*

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oh hey that's me

lettucefetish:

i basically assume that people don’t like me unless they explicitly tell me they like me and then periodically remind me

1 year ago | Reblog
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I love it when people tell me how to do my job. (◕‿◕✿)

How about I tell you how to shit in your mouth? (◕‿◕✿)

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Breath of Fire
Breath of Fire III
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…Do Wisdom Seeds grow into Wisdom Fruit?

THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW

(It’d be cool if Breath of Fire 3 had like a farming minigame of sorts, though)