Do not fall in love with people like me. I will take you to b-ball courts, and professional b-ball courts, and b-ball courts in space, and welcome you to the jam in every beautiful place, so that you can never go back to them without tasting me like you’re taking it into over time. I will slam you in the most beautiful way possible. And when I leave you will finally understand, why it’s the space jam. Here’s your chance, do your dance. It’s the space jam. Alright.
My biggest issue is that I don’t know when to quit, I will love people until I have twisted myself into a new shape. I will love them brutal and careful and gentle and when it’s time to let them go I can’t remember how to unclench my fists from the back of their shirt so they have to break my fingers to get it to happen
Kaiba takes a risk: Beto Kaiba
Kaiba travels by plane: Jeto Kaiba
Kaiba goes swimming: Weto Kaiba
Kaiba goes gangster: Ghetto Kaiba
Kaiba loses funds: Debto Kaiba
Kaiba wins a tennis match: Seto Kaib- oh wait
*races to the tallest rooftop*
*SHOUTS TO THE WORLD*
MY BABY IS BACK
Let’s talk about how there’s somehow NO way to get any of the clothes from GARO. I mean seriously, who wouldn’t at the very least want at least one of the coats from that show?
You wanna know where Erza is in Chapter 300?
Fucking Jellal, that’s where.
Move over Leon, JD is now my new favorite Resident Evil character. Ain’t gonna lie.
*insert awesome face here*
I love it when people tell me how to do my job. (◕‿◕✿)
How about I tell you how to shit in your mouth? (◕‿◕✿)
…Do Wisdom Seeds grow into Wisdom Fruit?
THE WORLD WILL NEVER KNOW
(It’d be cool if Breath of Fire 3 had like a farming minigame of sorts, though)